BABY ITEMS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well performed one, folks! It seems like the betting world has taken a turn for the weird. A brand new site dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering bets on things like who will get the best nap or what color markers little Timmy will choose. It's insane, right? Guardians are losing their minds over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!